Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
If Jesus had a gun, he’d be alive today.
The four most overrated things in life were champagne, lobsters, anal sex, and picnics.
Mato de hambre al amor, para que devore lo que encuentre.
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
Les grands artistes sont ceux qui imposent à l’humanité leur illusion particulière.
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Si l’homme a deux oreilles et une bouche, c’est pour écouter deux foix plus qu’il ne parle.
L’hypocrisie est un vice à la mode, et tous les vices à la mode passent pour vertus.
He who feeds you, controls you.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Si tous les hommes se mettaient à chercher une explication à la folie de leurs actes, il y a longtemps qu’il n’y aurait plus d’aventuriers.